toilet seat

[wilk1149]

I have never heard a man whinge about putting the toilet seat up to pre but nearly every woman whinges about putting it back down. Why is that , even if the seat had a mass of 1000kg it would be far easier ti put it down than up. As fir the lid if you don't shut it when you flush you are just contaminating your whole house with fecal matter. Every time you flush some water particles are atomized and these will contain fecal matter.

[softail-joanie]

so mmany things i don't understand, so little time to figure them out

[poddster]

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@opmania wrote:

If small particles of flying human fecal matter were too much of a problem all footballers would be cronically ill

with all the farting that goes on in the locker rooms

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Op, you may be interested to know that the balls in the heads of mist men (according to wilks) attract, like magnets, airborne fecal matter which gravitates to those balls with a fatal attraction.

It is well known that footballers have 100 times more balls than ordinary mist men

There is a challenge for the limited space in the craniums of footballers so the fecal matter spreads throughout the entire body giving them a muscular appearances

[evil_akuma_2002]

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@poddster wrote:

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@opmania wrote:

If small particles of flying human fecal matter were too much of a problem all footballers would be cronically ill

with all the farting that goes on in the locker rooms

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Op, you may be interested to know that the balls in the heads of mist men (according to wilks) attract, like magnets, airborne fecal matter which gravitates to those balls with a fatal attraction.

It is well known that footballers have 100 times more balls than ordinary mist men

There is a challenge for the limited space in the craniums of footballers so the fecal matter spreads throughout the entire body giving them a muscular appearances

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I always told my weighlifter pal he was full of sh!te - now I've got proof!

[rabbitearbandicoot]

you guys have seats on your toilets? and what are these lid things? LUXURY.

[poddster]

Yep, and even more there are some posters who have had a dunny, including padded seat and arm rests, installed in front of the computer. They do their best "work" in that mode.

 

[idlewhile]

I have never closed the lid and Its hasnt killed me yet.

Some of the dunnies I have used in my travels would make a camp dog sick.

I was on a coach ( if it could be called that,) going from Singapore to  K L, it was so stinking it made my eyes water and I could see the road down the hole, everything just went out.

[idlewhile]

I was a in Frankfurt hotel and the toilets were all red, the seat was padded, heated and vibrated.

I told the guys I was travelling with and they all rushed in to the ladies to check it out.

[curmu-curmu]

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@idlewhile wrote:

I was a in Frankfurt hotel and the toilets were all red, the seat was padded, heated and vibrated.

I told the guys I was travelling with and they all rushed in to the ladies to check it out.

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Oh good lord...I'd never get the wife off that thing!

[ten*teeny*tiny*toes]

I dont know about atomised fecal matter, Seems up here the lid's for keeping the frogs out.
Or a sign that it didnt flush and a plumber was required.

[tasfleur]