toilet seat

[wilk1149]

I have never heard a man whinge about putting the toilet seat up to pre but nearly every woman whinges about putting it back down. Why is that , even if the seat had a mass of 1000kg it would be far easier ti put it down than up. As fir the lid if you don't shut it when you flush you are just contaminating your whole house with fecal matter. Every time you flush some water particles are atomized and these will contain fecal matter.

[bright.ton42]

And thanks for the belly laughs Tas,  such cuties. 

[ambercat16]

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@lurker172602 wrote:
The seat has to be put down so that when I go in the middle of the night and don't turn the light on, I don't fall in. Simple 🙂

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Yes, the seat has to be down.....but the lid has to be up so that when I go in the middle of the night and don't turn the light on, I don't pee all over the lid!

[poddster]

Well guys the gals have spoken in no uncertain terms, so from this day hence never lift the seat again. If ever you are asked why you didn't lift the seat to drain the dragon you can say you were following strict instructions under pain of death. Drips or no drips 🙂

[azureline**]

My toilets have soft close lids. Go down automatically

[i-need-a-martini]

The lid is always down in this house. Not that I have ever asked but all the boys pee sitting down.

[colic2bullsgirlore]

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@lloydslights wrote:

Spring-loaded sounds good.

DEB

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Way back when (early 60's) we had a "dry type" septic  system but rather than gravity ( and water) causing the waste to

move the toilet bowl consisted of this centrifuge type of device that resembled the inside of a modern washing machine. When the spring loaded lid was pushed down it caused all the waste matter to be flung to the "outside" of the bowl and into a pipe that led to two pits......dad used to call it the "who flung dung schittthouse

".....anyways.....

if things were a little "big" then you needed to pump the lid up and down a few times....to build up speed.....

until the centrifugal force outweighed the propensity for the waste to do what it does best to a blanket

.... It was only practice and past experience that taught you to not lift the lid to high when pumping while the schittt was

spinning otherwise...lamentably this unusual spray pattern appeared on the inner walls of the "little house"

[bright.ton42]

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@i-need-a-martini wrote:

The lid is always down in this house. Not that I have ever asked but all the boys pee sitting down.

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