CS:- Chuckle Store

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As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

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The Age
Penguin forced to pulp 7000 copies of cook book because one recipe mistyped pepper, and mentioned adding:-

"salt and freshly ground black people"






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[piggylulu61]

Sorry, but....:^O:^O



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[bryanjoh0260]

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It appears you can not accept criticism nor anybody who wont agree with you ,nor can you have the politeness to reply to a question directed at you:^O

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I told everyone that I had a job lined up but had to wait for them to publish it in the news paper (goverment job) I even had it in writhing from my boss









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"The transmitter is powered by a 9-volt receiver that uses two 3-volt lithium batteries"







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"An escaped elephant led its handlers on a wild goose chase"







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"Aussies get accused of being racist all the time, whenever we disagree with something the race cars is always pulled out"










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"A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'."








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[yibida]

You may use this if you like MM... it's easier than spamming your own thread with so much text...