CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

Thanks TF

[mandurahmum]

no way, my dog did that yesterday

[not_an_eloi]

those bathroom tiles are ancient, time for a reno., moonman.

[monman12]

"I would love to be a spy but I am scared of the dark..."

[tasfleur]

He could have too you know, not to mention the shower curtain ... :^O
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[monman12]

"cushion dog" is apt TF, but why does Tema do it (so often) and why does Chaka endure it?

[tasfleur]

I think it might be something to do with an agreement between then about the seating arrangements.

There is probably a pecuniary tradeoff with hidden bones or similar? ... "you sit on me and keep warm, and I get your next bone, but we don't mention it to Dad" .... :^O

[monman12]

"Maybe aides came from animals"

Ministerial, White House ???

[monman12]

The Times:-

"A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'."

[shhh_its_me]

"I would love to be a spy but I am scared of the dark..."

Well its true! :^O And I would think not being afraid of the dark is one of the things needed to be a spy.... also I am not exactly gazelle like in my movements. I am so clumsy I choke on my own saliva....that going to look rooly good when I am trying to hide in the shadows which I amafraid of anyway! So instead I will just become a safety inspector which is kind of funny considering how clumsy I am....