Any one else had weird feedback left?

[funkyflamingo*]

I have a couple of weird feedbacks left for me, even though it was positive!  I thought it might be entertaining to see if other sellers have had a similar experience.

This is what one buyer left for me for two items

Poor dick as I was getting him out of the box i stab him in the head with a knife

Poor dick had a bag over his head and could not breathe

I sold   two Willy mascots from the 1984 Olympics.  I had placed them in a bag, and then boxed them.  The idiot must of gone "gung ho" with a Stanley knife, while opening the box and pierced poor Willy

[aussie-picker]

Lol , Thats Gold !  

Plenty of mentaly unstable buyers out there 🙂

[digital*ghost]

Good time buying, funky and delicious

Spoiler

For a CD. 

[allsafetysolutions1]

I have 2 that come to mind

Goo doodle

Dave is such a great guy and terrific to deal with, he can marry my sister...........(FYI - my name is not Dave, I am a female and I am happily married already)

[aceantman]

i sold hobby screws, the feeback left was screws.

[streetbeastshop]

i remember one that said

" so excited i think my water just broke "

[c15caterpilla]

"...........water broke" is top shelf gold... love a buyer with some humor, far n few between.

[cq_tech]

I particularly liked this one from a seller early last year...

"Any Faster With Payment & The Speed Camera Would Have Caught You. Thank You"

Another two I received last year, also as a buyer...

"Words cannot express how amazing this buyer truly is! Awesome!!!"
"Please please please come back again! You are so awesome!!!"

And no, I've no idea what the hell he'd been smoking. 🙂

What I did notice as I went back through several years of feedback was the large number of both buyers and sellers who are no longer registered users. Some of the sellers were fairly high-volume traders as well. Rather sad to see them giving up on eBay (or being forced to, more likely).

[justajunk]

"Hi seller I paid and received your product but it's still marked as unpaid" was a positive left for me at some point last year.

At first, I thought it was a strange comment because the item definitely showed up as paid in My eBay, however, I checked and the buyer in question had left the same positive feedback for the last six sellers that he had bought from.