A friend of mine got the shock of her life when driving through one of the winding tree-shadowed fern-lined roads in the Monbulk area one evening. There was no warning. Nothing could have prepared her for the stupefaction of seeing something dark and heavy launch over the edge of a property running along the road, and land without ceremony flat bang on the front of her car.
It was a cow.
My friend's car was a complete write-off. She had a lot of trouble with the insurance company...
