on 20-11-2013 08:58 AM
Hi all, I recently got upgraded to Power Seller status. Was just wondering if other Power Sellers found any real difference to sales, exposure, etc by having this status?
on 20-11-2013 11:47 PM
@garrcc wrote:Hiya
once I became a Power Seller - the common folk now bow before me, rose petals are strewn before me, songs of praise and glory have been written about me. A grand statue has been errected in my honour, I have been offered roles in Hollywood productions, I received a telegram from the Queen offering her congratulationsand finally Playboy magazine would like me me to do a photoshoot wearing nothing but bodypaint that reads "Powerseller" to mask my naughty bits.
So ....yes....it is well worth having the title of Power Seller bestowed upon you.
So unfair... You get rose petals and I get a big pile of crumpled up envelope sealing strip thingies (which I have to clean >_> ), songs of praise and I don't even get a mocking limerick, a telegram from the queen when I just got a couple of likes on my celebratory Facebook status, and a Playboy shoot offer when I get the old man from next door wearing semi-sheer blue trousers and no underwear knocking on my door complaining about the crumpled envelope sealing strip thingies that somehow found their way into his garden.
Hmmph!
21-11-2013 12:07 AM - edited 21-11-2013 12:09 AM
Oh Digital - I'll take the old man from next door off your hands anytime you like - just don't tell my husband OK
on 21-11-2013 12:24 AM
Deal....although, while the scenario was based on real life events, I did tell one small lie (he was actually complaining about my music being too loud - I'm very conscientious about disposing of those little peely things lol - so you'll have to be quiet as a mouse when in his company. Never mind that he could swear up a storm ).
on 21-11-2013 12:30 AM
At least the old man next door to you, knocks on your door wearing trousers. The old man next door to me comes over ....just wearing a smile and nothing else..........(he must have heard about my being a power seller and doing the photoshoot and wanted in on the action):smileywink:
on 21-11-2013 12:35 AM
And suddenly the world seems a little more fair.