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@imastawka wrote:

It strikes me that the Countess has been imbibing in too many English skit shows

 

whilst incapacitated.


I don't know what you mean... Angel but have some chocolate!

 

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Goodness after reading all of this I am quite concerned with my new Seller Experience Offers.

Was that Crunchy Frog or Crusty Frog!

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Crunchy - but check with the Whizzo Chocolate Company if you have any questions about the ingredients...!

 

Full script is here.

 

❝Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.❞

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Seller Protections.

 

Call me the eternal cynic but I think the opening sentence is indicia enough of what we can ‘actually’ expect...

 

"We already protect all sellers against abusive buying behaviour, and events outside of your control.”

 

Whoopsie!!

 

Melina.

 

 

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col52
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It's all just typical ebay bulldust and misleading promises, but only if you do what they want - which is basically handing your rights over.
Hula, hula, lets all do da hula
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