i have a problem

[joethenuts]

i have an item ready to be picked up [by the way this is 100% true  if someone can help me download the picture here on this post i will] i have a chicken on my roof ,its been there for nearly 3 weeks ,  there is a large tree at the front of my house hanging over the front of my roof, cant catch the chicken which we have free to a good home .found a person who has a small farm with chickens  ready to take it there . but i cant get the chicken on the ground so that i can put it in a large box for transport.  any ideas.

by the way i feed it everyday with a bowl of food and water . even my cat has been on the roof and this chicken is too smart  , even pidgeons go up to his food ,and the chicken chases it.

thank you if you can help

ps  i have a good exuse if i get a defect to ebay if i cant deliver on time lol.

[padi*0409]

Too easy, one very large crock-pot or two medium-sized ones............................add some onions, garlic, a bit of ginger, squeeze of lemon, some spuds, carrots, salt and pepper to taste and you're there........................

Spoiler

You might want to put "single man tents" on yer watch-list. 

[4green2000]

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@lyndal1838 wrote:

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@joethenuts wrote:

can anybody out there explain what your talking about in this thread, please make coments to the right thread ,  we all make mistakes

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I was hoping you could explain what you are talking about in the post 4green2000 has quoted Joe.   It makes very little sense.

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Mods removed what i said so thats why it makes no sense.Pitty they removed it.

[4green2000]

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@joethenuts wrote:

well for a start  the same thread was cancelled by the moderater last week and now he opens it again .then the moderator says cool it down and then the op goes off at me on another thread , if he does not like the rules here on posting or on ebay , then he is big enough to go somewhere else .  and why are you answering his posts , or are you the same person mmmm

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he ? you sure about that ? Maybe you meant "they" ?

I quite often come across your posts and note how your always having a go at someone. If your such a sad person, keep off this community forum.

[joethenuts]

sorry you must be thinking about someone else  , i am happy 24 hours a day even when in am asleep

have a lovely day.

[4green2000]

yer well with all that paint around you im not surprised "happy colours"

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@joethenuts wrote:

sorry you must be thinking about someone else  , i am happy 24 hours a day even when in am asleep

have a lovely day.

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[joethenuts]

i love it  ,the trouble is maybe you dont know but most paint now including enamel is water/based , the only way you can get high,is standing on a can and that will make you 30cm higher   have a nice day and in case you forgot to ask pactricia is doing well.

[4green2000]

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@joethenuts wrote:

i love it  ,the trouble is maybe you dont know but most paint now including enamel is water/based , the only way you can get high,is standing on a can and that will make you 30cm higher   have a nice day and in case you forgot to ask pactricia is doing well.

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but i see you have gal thinner paint and a flame warning on the cans side,oil based paints and spray cans.breath in deep ahhhhhhhhh....you too have a nice day

[joethenuts]

anyway back to the thread, while i was at the bakery across the road . the other chicken nearly caused an accident it crossed the road.  as if it was a duck. you can see the dentist  across the road 

[joethenuts]

my head  pactricia has been missing for an hour , then i just went bto the front and we now have 2 chickens, not happy jan.

[imastawka]

Got any eggs yet?