I need help, can you help me?

[leader-of-the-band]

I saw something on eBay that I would like to buy.

Title:  just a cabinet

Problem is I'm a bit strapped for cash at the moment.  Can you help me?  I have a few dollars and only need the other $14,999,987.65

What will you get for you help?  You will get a picture of me with the cabinet!

Be quick though, listing ends shortly after 1pm tomorrow.

Thanks in advance, LOTB

[**dilly**]

I can help you, i will get my friend in nigeria to deposit the money into your account, whats the account number?:-p

[leader-of-the-band]

thank you very much, I will eBay message the numbers to you shortly, I really appreciate it.  I'll even sign the photo of me with the cabinet so you can send it to your friend in Nigeria.

LOTB

[sparkes9669]

yeah I can help. Just make sure you pay with paypal in case it gets lost in the mail

[the_great_she_elephant]

Does it come complete with ministers or are they an optional extra?

[leader-of-the-band]

yeah I can help. Just make sure you pay with paypal in case it gets lost in the mail

that's good advice.  Unfortunately PayPal cap payments that are made at about $20,000.  :_|

Maybe I could do pickup.  Do you think the seller would mind if I took a hammer along to tap the cabinet to check for termites?

[leader-of-the-band]

Does it come complete with ministers or are they an optional extra?

At that price, I don't think it was a labor of love!

[**dilly**]

Says need not be opened, doesnt say anything about not banging it with a hammer to check for termites so  I reckon ya right....

[kopenhagen5]

Nah, I don't like redback spiders.         Hi Miss dilly.:-)

[the_great_she_elephant]

At that price, I don't think it was a labor of love!

That might be a conservative estimate though.