Everyone started their christmas shopping yet

i have done one with 2 to buy for, one being the OH . which i have no idea what to get him this year apart from tools

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Go Flashie.

 

Remember what it was like to be a kid.

 

Great Fun.

 

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@cmcoins2000 wrote:

Go Flashie.

 

Remember what it was like to be a kid.

 

Great Fun.

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZJHoO11zNI

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@imastawka wrote:

I can't even get my head around how this year has flown.

 

Have done some shopping, but nowhere near finished.

 

We were supposed to be doing  a Secret Santa this year,

but not everyone agreed.  

 

So it's bankruptcy for Grandma, now that even the grandkids

have partners that I have to buy for!


Stawka i realy feel for you there used to absolutly hate xmas shopping (except when my daughter was tiny and used to actualy like the things we bought her lol)  so glad we dont do ANY now i know baaah  humbug at our place 

 

but we find it suits us no stress just a big greedy hot pork baked lunch and a glass Woman Very Happy

 

money still in the bank and no trip to the shops for a bunch of returns lol

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

I love the sound of your Christmas, Flashie. Ours tend to be a bit quieter these days, since all the grandchildren hav grown up. We do have one Christmas tradition though  - the telling of The Octopus Joke This is a silly  joke about a man who buys an octopus and is warned never to put it down on a flat surface. It was first told by my no 4 son  at a Christmas gathering about 20 years ago and he has been made to tell it every year since - though last year he passed the baton on to his nephew. As I said it is a really silly joke that depends almost entirelyon body language for its humour, but we still fall about laughing every time we heear it, even though we all  know it off by heart.

 

You would have to actually be there (preferably with a few drinks under your belt) to appreciate it fully. but this will give you some idea.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWN02K-pNh8

 


i told this to my hubby and daughter 

 

and they actualy laughed Woman Surprised

 

i havent told a joke in a millenium 

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We also have a tradition of telling corny jokes around the Christmas table.  One son in particular saves them up all year LOL  

 

i hope it's something he passes on to the LPs as they get older, it's great fun Woman LOL

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Nope, probably won't till about the 22nd Dec as I don't have the luxury of excess funds to do so. But having said that last minute shopping is a blast! 🙂 🙂

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What is the best Christmas present in the world?


A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

 

Why does Santa have three gardens?


So he can 'ho ho ho'!

 

Who is Santa's favorite singer?


Elf-is Presley!

 

What did Santa say to the smoker?

Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf

 

Why did the turkey join the band?


Because it had the drumsticks!

 

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?


One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

 

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

 

What do you call a cat in the desert?


Sandy Claws!

 

What does Santa do with fat elves?


He sends them to an Elf Farm!

 

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?


It's Christmas, Eve!

 

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?


Cross Mouse Cards!

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Tinsilitis!

 

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

 

What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?


Mistle-toad!

 

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Because they were two deer!

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8 yo grandson's gunna love them.   Ta Helen

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