Favourite mondegreen

[enigmabear]

Not sure if there is a mondegreen thread on here already (I searched and did'nt find)

Anyone got a favourite/funny/silly/better than the real words mondegreen ?

[enigmabear]

Cheap wine and a three legged goat

(Cheap wine and a three and a three day growth) 

[enigmabear]

I'll never leave your pizza burnin'

(I'll never be your beast of burden)

[wide-world-of-stamps]

From the kids at my son's school many years ago:

Australians all are ostriches
For we are onion free

[enigmabear]

Lol

We used to sing  'Australians all eat ostriches'


(and then I would get in trouble for doing a little 'ba da da' on the tempani) 

[icyfroth]

firstly, I had to look up "mondegreen"

this is my latest favouriet mondegreen, then

"I was scared of dentists and the dark
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
Oh all my friends are turning green
You're the magicians assistant in their dreams.
Awooo
Awooo
And they come unstuck"

I thought for a long time it was "and the car won't start"

https://www.azlyrics.com/v/vancejoy.html

[zanadoo_56]

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@wide-world-of-stampswrote:
From the kids at my son's school many years ago:

Australians all are ostriches
For we are onion free

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And no one can forget:

Our home is dirt by sea.

(had to say it, sorry)

[travlyn2012]

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@icyfrothwrote:

firstly, I had to look up "mondegreen"

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I somehow read the thread title, (and kept reading it ) as  "Favourite Mondograss"

I was so confused, trying to find a correlation between the Mondograss, and songs, lyrics. 

Favourite mondegreen =  mondograss.

[travlyn2012]

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@zanadoo_56wrote:

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@wide-world-of-stampswrote:
From the kids at my son's school many years ago:

Australians all are ostriches
For we are onion free

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And no one can forget:

Our home is dirt by sea.

(had to say it, sorry)

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I always thought the "We've golden soil"  was.....

"With gold and soil" 

My excuse, In Oz, I grew up with God save the queen.

[domino-710]

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@travlyn2012wrote:

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@zanadoo_56wrote:

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@wide-world-of-stampswrote:
From the kids at my son's school many years ago:

Australians all are ostriches
For we are onion free

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And no one can forget:

Our home is dirt by sea.

(had to say it, sorry)

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I always thought the "We've golden soil"  was.....

"With gold and soil" 

My excuse, In Oz, I grew up with God save the queen.

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Who.............????? lol

[travlyn2012]

 

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Who.............????? lol

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I and My = me

God = Not sure.

Queen = That lady who keeps waving at people.