Four'n Twenty Pies are now halal

[ufo_investigations]

I went to 7-Eleven tonight to get a bite to eat, grabbed a Four'n Twenty pie and gosh it was halal.

Traitors!  How can they do this?

I put it back in the warmer then drove to a local Italian restaurant and we had pasta carbonara.

[i-need-a-martini]

And if we could teach them to bless themselves then we wouldn't have to have that prayer room for the sheiks at the abbatoirs and we can put a ping pong table in there instead to make the working day more fun for the cows.

[i-need-a-martini]

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@bushies.girl wrote:
C M You forgot to mention J C .......

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Is mentioning God not enough?

[bushies.girl]

OMG Martini It was a JOKE ...... 'Cause I know CM has a sense of humour  ..... You really need to go and buy yourself one Martini

[*lady*godiva*]

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@channys_mum wrote:

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When I see the cattle truck I won't have to think poor blardy cows anymore 

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There's nothing to feel bad about. Those cows are on their way to the Day Spa for a manicure before they head off to the mooooovies...

[*lady*godiva*]

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@bushies.girl wrote:
C M You forgot to mention J C .......

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He doesn't do cows, only loaves and fish.

[bushies.girl]

And the occasional water into wine LG lol

[ufo_investigations]

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@icyfroth wrote:
I always buy Sargents.

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Sargents in Reservoir is good. Is that the one you mean?

[*lady*godiva*]

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@i-need-a-martini wrote:

And if we could teach them to bless themselves then we wouldn't have to have that prayer room for the sheiks at the abbatoirs and we can put a ping pong table in there instead to make the working day more fun for the cows.

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You really don't follow the news, do you?

Just before they harvest the meat trays, a star appears in the East and sprinkles Halal pepper on the cows. This makes the Halal cows sneeze, turn West (away from the source of the pepper) and say "Bless You" to each other.

[*lady*godiva*]

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@bushies.girl wrote:
And the occasional water into Swine LG lol

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He's Jewish. I doubt he has anything to do with pigs.

[i-need-a-martini]

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@*lady*godiva* wrote:

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@i-need-a-martini wrote:

And if we could teach them to bless themselves then we wouldn't have to have that prayer room for the sheiks at the abbatoirs and we can put a ping pong table in there instead to make the working day more fun for the cows.

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You really don't follow the news, do you?

Just before they harvest the meat trays, a star appears in the East and sprinkles Halal pepper on the cows. This makes the Halal cows sneeze, turn West (away from the source of the pepper) and say "Bless You" to each other.

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They must have forgotten to mention that on the rabid left winged ABC 7pm news.