Hints and Tips

[icyfroth]

My tip for the day:

Don't cut your fringe after you've put your make-up on. The bits you've cut off stick to your face.

If you did cut your fringe after you've put your make-up on, don't try to blow them off with the blow-dryer.

It can blow the little spikey cut off bits into your eyes, which is quite painful and makes them water, so you have to wipe them, resulting in your wiping off your eyeshadow so you may have to re-apply your make-up.

If you can be bothered lol

Grrr.

[bluecat*dancing]

Don't leave the fridge door open while you pour milk into your cup of tea or else you may find a cat sitting in it. Same with the microwave......

[opmania]

My dad drank a swig of eucalyptus

Oil instead of something else

Said it dam near killed him

[bluecat*dancing]

My former ex once did that, thinking it was cough mixture. lol.

[opmania]

If you have a datsun 180b soft top

Check to see Where the cat is before you pick the kids

Up from school

And if your driving along and everyone coming from 

The opposite direction

Is pointing at your roof with a horrified look on their face

Stop before you get two kilometers down the road

[icyfroth]

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@opmania wrote:

If you have a datsun 180b soft top

Check to see Where the cat is before you pick the kids

Up from school

And if your driving along and everyone coming from 

The opposite direction

Is pointing at your roof with a horrified look on their face

Stop before you get two kilometers down the road

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[opmania]

And if you go to the cheesecake shop

And buy a $45 cheesecake

For a bd party

If you put it on top of the car

To find your keys

Make sure you take it off 

Before driving away

[imastawka]

Opmania - both the cat and the cheesecake?         

[lionrose.7]

Same with your hand bag, DONT put it on the roof of your car then drive away

[opmania]

Not at the same time lol

[lurker172602]

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@bluecat*stopsdancing wrote:

Don't leave the fridge door open while you pour milk into your cup of tea or else you may find a cat sitting in it. Same with the microwave......

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