on 11-11-2014 06:31 PM
Why not lighten the mood and add a bit of humour by posting jokes. I’d like to kick it off with one that I think is funny.
Two men were out on a shooting trip when an accident happened. One of the men made a frantic call to 000 telling the operator that an accident had happened and his hunting partner had been shot and he thought he was dead. “What should I do?” he asked the operator. The operator said the first thing he should do is confirm his hunting partner was dead. A short pause followed then a loud ‘bang’ was heard. The caller then said to the 000 operator “OK, he’s dead. What next?”
on 02-01-2015 05:26 PM
@imastawka wrote:Oh dear Helen. Start running and don't look back
There's a few of 'em on here. They'll have you for dinner.
Throw them a sheep, they'll be happy for the night
If not, this is how to look after a kiwi sheila !
on 02-01-2015 08:01 PM
02-01-2015 10:44 PM - edited 02-01-2015 10:45 PM
Immigosh - a Woolley Jumper.
on 02-01-2015 10:51 PM
Helen, your store's on hols. Whatcha doing hanging around here?
Go lie on a beach or life saver or sumpin'
on 02-01-2015 10:53 PM
@imastawka wrote:Helen, your store's on hols. Whatcha doing hanging around here?
Go lie on a beach or life saver or sumpin'
Stawks if I could find a LIFE SAVER TO LIE ON.
Good grief - you would have a search party out - MIA.
on 02-01-2015 10:58 PM
I have put my best friend on the side of the air con.
She feels the heat - still wearing winter - fur coat.
Going to put my extremely taxed brain - on my Kopfkissen.
Reading a Baldacci - see you guys - hopefully - tomorrow.
No guarantees on that.
Stay safe - All.
on 02-01-2015 11:25 PM
Had me worried there for a minute with the Kopfkissen.
Thought it might have been the grumpy old man.
But a pillow is cool.
on 03-01-2015 05:30 AM
Pity the yanks don't seem to have a sense of humour
Hey, I resemble that remark! I have contributed mightily to this thread, and here's another knee-slapper...........
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through the woods one day, when LR had to stop to whizz. Unfortunately, he was peeing on a rattlesnake, who proceeded to strike at the offending member.
Clutching himself, he commanded Tonto to ride to the nearby town and get help, so Tonto rode off.
He got to the town, but there was no doctor. The bartender at the saloon explained that Tonto would have to put his mouth on the puncture wounds and suck the poison out.
Tonto rode back, and dismounted where the LR was laying. "Tonto," he gasped, "What did you find out?"
"You're gonna die, white man," Tonto replied.
on 03-01-2015 04:36 PM
When Dale Evans filed for divorce from Roy Rodgers, her reason was listed as, "He was too Trigger happy".......
on 03-01-2015 09:42 PM