..... to give context....
This is my chinese whisper theory with a little Henny Penny syndrome just to muddy the waters
Participants .... The gubment(chairman Dan and Scomo), mission impossible (the job provider), rocknroll (unemplyment benefits) covidbucks (the covid disaster supplement), ole mate (the employer), The sheila, phone bloke and video bloke.
NOTE:...remember... the sheila, phone bloke and video bloke in between breaths are all walking in never ending circles screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling" reinforced by numpty videos. memes and FB posts
The sheila was being paid full covidbucks and the rocknroll as ole mate could not open during the shutdowns.
During this period the sheila is not required to use Mission impossible services or meet job seeker mutual obligations.
Meanwhile The gubment signals the end of the covid supplement in incremental steps.
Ole mate, who believes business will soon pick up contacts the sheila and tells her the gubment requires the sheila to be double vaxxed to return to work.
The sheila digs her heels in and refuses to get double vaxxed so ole mate has no choice but to sack her.
The sheila is then referred to obligatory mission impossible attendance to help her find work and meet her job seeker obligations
....the sheila doesn't worry too much as she is still getting paid the rocknroll and reduced covidbucks
....... happy days...
A little while later most of her covidbucks gets cut back but still full rocknroll.. life is still good
The sheila still heel digging (like a cow in an abbatoir race) refuses to get jabbed or look for work
.... mission impossible words her up again with the threat that if she does not comply she will be cut off
... the gubment ends covidbucks...
The sheila with fingers in her ears sings la la la, but does hear about the gubments QR checkin phone scanner (after some crackpot on a video on the net advises her wrongly it will get her into vaxxed only areas and vaxxed only jobs even though she is unvaxxed)
.... so she gets the app.
The sheila does not comply to Mission impossible requests so they cut off the rocknroll....
The sheila needs smokes and some pokie money and heads off to the hole in the wall to find the ACCOUNT cupboard bare
... Immediately she rings the Gubment... the gubment tells her to contact mission impossible...
mission impossible tells her they have FROZEN her payments but she could still get her old job back if she was DOUBLE VAXXED
or
comply with the job seeker mutual agreement contract to reinstitute the rocknroll
...... strung out sans nicotine and pokie jingle.... she cryingly laments to phone bloke
"ole mate sacked me because I would not get DOUBLE VAXXED, mission impossible FROZE my gubment payments and cut off my money even though I got the QR CODE scanner on my phone that still didnt let me get in to venues or work anywhere that required me to get DOUBLE VAXXED
.....woe is me so FI I have rolled over and booked in for the jab"
" THE SKY IS FALLING.."
Phone bloke, chinese whisper style, selectively hears
FROZEN, ACCOUNT, GUBMENT, QRCODE, DOUBLE VAXXED and "THE SKY IS FALLING"
and tells video dude that
The gubment froze the sheilas payments and bank account until she gets double vaxxed then wacked the qr code phone scanner AKA the mark of the beast and "booked in for the jab" comments in for good measure..... with a "the end is nigh" comments in just to top it off
.....video dude thinks
BLOODY HELL THE SKY IS FALLING
and
crikey that's video worthy...let's just let phone dude tell the story to the world
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/sep/29/covid-disaster-payments-to-end-when-vaccinati...
In the first week after a state or territory has reached 80% vaccination, there will be a flat payment of $450 for those who have lost more than eight hours of work, while those on income support will receive $100.
In the second week, the payment will be brought into line with jobseeker at $320 for the week for those who have lost more than eight hours of work, while the payment will end for those on income support.
The government says for those who haven’t already returned to the workforce following the end of the temporary payment as the economy opens up, “the social security system will support eligible individuals back into work”.
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