The Bachelor (for reality tv addicts)

[j*oono]

OK I know it's lousy but such a fun show to watch and I miss MasterChef. 

Anyone else watching the show, you've got to read this hilarious article about the latest episode 😄

By Jo Thornely

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/jo-thornely-recaps-the-bachelor-episode-4-where-a-tin...

[j*oono]

I thought it was pretty rude too.  It was like he was telling her she hadn't dressed well enough LOL.  

[springyzone]

Rumours that Sam has already married her (whoever)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-32335​83/Has-Bachelor-Sam-Wood-MARRIED-new-love.html

Men should not wear skinny jeans - just sayin'

He's got legs like coca cola bottles!

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Thought I answered this one but nothing's showing.

I just opened the link. How right you are.

Absolutely hideous on him & the article has the gall to claim it is stylish!!

I liked one of the reader comments.

Men should never wear skinny jeans. Not ever. No not even then.

[polksaladallie]

Lana is my guess, Bette/bug eyes notwithstanding, because her bottom was fondled in the pool.  She is already showing signs of having the same body shape as her mother.

[imastawka]

I was forced to watch again.

Buying the dress was one thing, but did he get new shoes and dangly earrings too?

Cos she sure as hell wasn't wearing them earlier.

And the private ballet performance? 

The dancers would have called it a dress rehearsal methinks

But talk about living in a fantasy world.  When the show is over, reality will hit

and their dates will consist of Maccas and going to the cinema.

Too easy to fall in love with plane rides and ballet performances and

beautiful balcony views.  

And if Parmagiana is selected, he'll see what it's like to have a kid underfoot

for 24/7 - ain't all roses!!

[j*oono]

Another hilarious recap from Jo Thornely.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/jo-thornely-recaps-the-penultimate-episode-of-the-bac...

The good news is, Bachelorette starts next week and we can do it all over again 😄

[imastawka]

                  

[springyzone]

I was forced to watch again.

Your post made me smile.

Oh boy, if you think these dates are a bit extravagant, you should have seen last years's. Jo Thornley was right. They were all taken off to Sth Africa,

This year it's Sydney so obviously some budget cuts so they could afford the Bachelorette.

Buying the dress was one thing, but did he get new shoes and dangly earrings too?

Cos she sure as hell wasn't wearing them earlier.

:smileyvery-happy: And such a great fit the dress was, too. Wonder how he managed that.

And the private ballet performance? 

The dancers would have called it a dress rehearsal methinks

Private ballet my eye.

No props, only 2 dancers for what? Maybe 15 mins tops, I bet. And bachie looked very earnest but out of his element.

But talk about living in a fantasy world.  When the show is over, reality will hit

and their dates will consist of Maccas and going to the cinema.

Too easy to fall in love with plane rides and ballet performances and

beautiful balcony views.  

And if Parmagiana is selected, he'll see what it's like to have a kid underfoot

for 24/7 - ain't all roses!!

I reckon it could be Lana, he did touch her bottom, after all.

And he looked far more relaxed on that water ride.

Plus she's got eyes, Don't forget the eyes.

[imastawka]

Oh yeah, I forgot the Bette Davis eyes

 

Yep, that oughta do it, alright      

[j*oono]

Snez!  Well blow me down.  It's funny because all the way through the evictions the girls said it was Sneziana (sp) but it didn't really seem to come across on the tv.  Good editing for a tv show.

[springyzone]

They must have heavily edited the finale as the first half seemed all about him raving about Lana & the second about Snez raving about him. It almost looked embarrassing and as if Lana had it in the bag. Yet the TV guide blurb said a shock ending (which wouldn't have been Lana.)

Mind you, we probably should have guessed. He wouldn't leave a single mum on there, dragging her heels, away from her daughter till the very final unless he was a bit serious I suppose.

Onto the bachelorette next week!