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Re: What excuses do you use?

One of my husbands friends used to mark  the calendar on his phone with how often they had sex and how often she said no.....and then show it to his mates apparently to show them how hard done by he was Smiley Surprised

 

I wonder if she ever found out?

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Perhaps the husband has no foreplay at all, perhaps he sits there in his undies drinking a beer with his guts hanging out.

 

Just read that so funny

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why is that stories like this are always about WOMEN denying sex? have they evr met any REAL women,who LOVE sex? just as much as their MEN do? i hate this **bleep**,it's discriminating,demeaning, and NONE of the men i know would agree with it. 

but then ,THEY ,like my husbands,are in GOOD relationships. 

makes a difference,eh,what????

taste my religion! nibble a witch! 😄
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@imastawka wrote:

with what, though?


Definition of Australian mens' foreplay - "You awake, love?' Elbow in the back.......

 

Marina.

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Irish foreplay - "Brace yourself, Mary".......

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English foreplay get ya knickers off love

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Kiwi foreplay, you awake

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why is that stories like this are always about WOMEN denying sex?

 

are they?!

i'd heard complaints in RL, some women weren't getting enough

 

maybe these women require more then one husband

you say "like my husbands"

how many do you have?


Signatures suck.
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Kathy Lette always says that no woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the vaccuuming.......

 

Marina.

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