i have a problem

[joethenuts]

i have an item ready to be picked up [by the way this is 100% true  if someone can help me download the picture here on this post i will] i have a chicken on my roof ,its been there for nearly 3 weeks ,  there is a large tree at the front of my house hanging over the front of my roof, cant catch the chicken which we have free to a good home .found a person who has a small farm with chickens  ready to take it there . but i cant get the chicken on the ground so that i can put it in a large box for transport.  any ideas.

by the way i feed it everyday with a bowl of food and water . even my cat has been on the roof and this chicken is too smart  , even pidgeons go up to his food ,and the chicken chases it.

thank you if you can help

ps  i have a good exuse if i get a defect to ebay if i cant deliver on time lol.

[joethenuts]

no unless the other one that came today is a layer.  this is becoming too hard now  when my wife comes home she is going to be wraped, and i will be looking for a suitcase

[padi*0409]

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@imastawka wrote:

Got any eggs yet?

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That one on the right looks like a rooster Stalks..................not many eggs from those critters..............

Spoiler

Could come in useful to increase the size of the flock though..............from a paint seller to a chicken farmer in one easy move........

[bakeandfry]

Sort of brings new light of the age old question of why did the chicken cross the road...

[joethenuts]

well i have never seen it before,  just before it got to the other side a large bin remover truck stopped as the chicken was crossing.

and what i got out of this is, if you think there are stupit people out there ,well some chickens are more stupiter.

[davewil1964]

Buy a knife?

There's a bloke sells them sometimes.

[joethenuts]

yes i was looking at his listings  he said he had a kitchen knife ,well please let me know which one was the kitchen knife. i cant work it out.

[joethenuts]

its getting too weard now as we had the 2 chickens having fun today , about 3pm they both were gone ,looked around the dentist and that but gone , i thought thats it ,my troubles are over, at 5.15 patricia on her own was back ,she climed up the tree and went to sleep up high on a branch , then we went out for tea about 6.30pm and saw the other chicken on the porch of the dentist, 

were did they go ,why didnt both chooks come back , do nthese chooks think that this is there homes or what, do they realy speak to each other. 

[colic2bullsgirlore]

 this thread has cleared up at least one clucking mystery for me.....

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!

[joethenuts]

the other chicken came back this morning  also big news you are all god parents to the first egg, the cat found it, but did not know what it was. only a small one i would say 50g or less

[beautbots01]

Congratulations Dad.  Just in time for Fathers Day too.  Now that would go well on toast for brekky.